Do you need help decorating?
I have just the cat for you.
Meet Meeny—an orange tabby with strong artistic instincts and absolutely no sense of boundaries.
His professional contributions include:
Rearranging ornaments

Stress-testing tree stability

Adding himself to the light display
He is delightful.
He is entertainingly unhelpful
And he is currently sleeping in the tree.
Meeny proudly offers his “services” for:
Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and more.
Payment requirements: food, water, and lots of cuddldes.