Lady Whiskers is taking applications for her next servant. The ideal candidate will possess qualities befitting her royal highness. You must remain seated while she wants to be in your lap. She'll let you know when you can get up. You must pet her as she likes, again she'll let you know when she's had enough. You must prepare her food just as she likes it. This is not a difficult position and allows plenty of free time as she lounges and naps all day. Lady Whiskers will pay you with her devotion, loud purrs, and love.